Title: Plight
Author: K.M. Golland
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: May 29, 2017
Blurb
Plight
[plahyt]
[plahyt]
Noun: a difficult, or otherwise unfortunate
situation.
situation.
Verb: pledge or solemnly promise. Be engaged to be
married.
married.
I promised
myself to a man. Well, technically, I promised myself to a boy. We were eight
years old. Neighbours. He gave me a Cheezel, pushed it onto my finger, and
asked me to marry him.
myself to a man. Well, technically, I promised myself to a boy. We were eight
years old. Neighbours. He gave me a Cheezel, pushed it onto my finger, and
asked me to marry him.
I ate the
Cheezel.
Cheezel.
I also
said, “Yes” but that we’d have to wait until we were thirty.
said, “Yes” but that we’d have to wait until we were thirty.
It was my
thirtieth birthday last week and now he’s calling in that promise.
thirtieth birthday last week and now he’s calling in that promise.
Seriously,
Elliot Parker is insane if he thinks
that an out of the blue private Facebook message stipulating the binding law of
an oral contractual agreement is going to seal our twenty-two-year bullshit
engagement.
Elliot Parker is insane if he thinks
that an out of the blue private Facebook message stipulating the binding law of
an oral contractual agreement is going to seal our twenty-two-year bullshit
engagement.
Insane.
I wonder if
he really does look like his profile picture, though.
he really does look like his profile picture, though.
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Author Bio
“I'm an author. I am married. I am a mother of two adorable
little people. I'm a bookworm, craftworm, movieworm, and sportsworm. I'm also a
self confessed shoe-aholic, tea-aholic, car-aholic, and bridge-aholic.”
little people. I'm a bookworm, craftworm, movieworm, and sportsworm. I'm also a
self confessed shoe-aholic, tea-aholic, car-aholic, and bridge-aholic.”
Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia, K.M. Golland is a
best selling hybrid author, and a ranty, married mother of two with a very
healthy high heel obsession.
best selling hybrid author, and a ranty, married mother of two with a very
healthy high heel obsession.
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